"OK children, let's start today with a few new love problems. What is boy x girl? Come on, anyone? Yes Clide"
"Gross?"
"Yeah, that's right too. But does anyone know the name?"
"Hetero?"
"Correct! And now: What's girl x girl?"
"Delicious, Yuri!"
"Totally right, and yes, it's absolutely delicious. This time: Boy x boy"
"The most awesome thing ever? And that's Yaoi"
"And again Bulls-eye! So, what have we learned today?"
"Hetero is ugly, Yaoi and Yuri own the whole wide world!"
"Gross?"
"Yeah, that's right too. But does anyone know the name?"
"Hetero?"
"Correct! And now: What's girl x girl?"
"Delicious, Yuri!"
"Totally right, and yes, it's absolutely delicious. This time: Boy x boy"
"The most awesome thing ever? And that's Yaoi"
"And again Bulls-eye! So, what have we learned today?"
"Hetero is ugly, Yaoi and Yuri own the whole wide world!"